Very professional people making
very professional things
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Wow, such professionalism! What are these guys working on now?
You, just now
Dockering your containers since 2025
Have you ever just gone to a cloud service interface like Google Cloud Console, Microsoft Azure Portal, or AWS Console, and just gone “…what? What am I even looking at? Huh?”
No more will you have to scrunkle your brain in these confusing interfaces to get access to fast, reliable cloud, with TYSONCLOUD. Just input a docker container, and hit go!1
Roblox for the real world!
(what could go wrong?)
Are you a hot sweaty gamer looking to get hot and sweaty but in a good way? Bring your IRL game ideas to life with Simulo! It’s like using the Earth as your game engine! You don’t even need to learn Lua to get started, instead, just describe your game to the engine and watch it come to life!
Simulo is the most accessible game engine by a longshot2! Anyone can use Simulo, try it out today!.
Git gud scrub!
Crush your friends in the game of life and get receipts using c0re! Gamify the effort of surpassing your peers in every possible area and become objectively and quantifiably the best person.
Join the fray, and become your best self ago!
Please stop sending your projects to the review department
The Washington Post
Bringing the Coachella to you!
Ever wanted to vibe to some skibidicore with the boys, but without actually being with the boys? Now you can with Braindance! No better way exists to transmit concert vibes directly into your home3
When the power is point
Imagine a slideshow, but with extra lizard brain! That’s what Grezi is. On top of making your presentation extra skibidi bop bop yes yes, it also allows you to write your presentation with a bespoke markup language!
Instead of dragging elements around on your slides, you can open your notepad and make silly text move on the screen with plain text. What an incredible innovation!
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Mystery
Oooooooo
Nobody knows what this project is gonna be. The creator, Josh, won’t tell anyone.