Very professional people making
very professional things
Deliverables:
Wow, such professionalism! What are these guys working on now?
—You, just now
When she compute your serve 'till you edge
You're really gonna give up your web baby to big cloud? Non-sense! Slap that baby into the loving arms of Tyson Jenkins at TYSONCLOUD! Don't worry, he personally makes sure that every web baby gets exactly one pat on the head each day. That's more than AWS can say about it's web services!
Super Mario in real life
Imagine Ready Player One, but with minimum dystopia. Simulo allows you to use the Earth as your game engine! We've all been in that sticky situation where you wanna play soccer with the boys but you forgot to bring a soccer ball, however you happen to have a $600 laser projector on you. Now with Simulo, no more will your soccer seshes be ruined by your idiotic forgetfulness.
Git gud scrub!
Crush your friends in the game of life and get receipts using c0re! Gamify the effort of surpassing your peers in every possible area and become objectively and quantifiably the best person.
Join the fray, and become your best self ago!
Please stop sending your projects to the review department
—The Washington Post
When the power is point
Imagine a slideshow, but with extra lizard brain! That's what Grezi is. On top of making your presentation extra skibidi bop bop yes yes, it also allows you to write your presentation with a markup language! Instead of dragging things around on a slide, you can open notepad and make your silly text move around on the screen that way. What an incredible innovation!
Oooooooo
Nobody knows what this project is gonna be. The creator, Josh, won't tell anyone.
OMG these projects are so skibidi! I must know the rizzlers behind them!
—Your mom, last night
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